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FORGOTTEN ANNIVERSARY *

imageRick was in trouble. He forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.”

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it, and inside found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!!!

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

This verse captured my attention this morning:

“I am tired of living among people who hate peace.
I search for peace; but when I speak of peace, they want war!”
~Psalms 120:6-7 (NLT)

How many of us are truly living in the pursuit of peace? I hear many people using fight words these days, including me. We use these words as an attempt to fight for __ (fill in the blank).

When is it time to stop the fight and live in peace? Is that even possible in this broken world when there are so many injustices?

Just musing…

MOM’S ANSWERING MACHINE *

image Hello- This is your Mother!
If you want my advice: PRESS 1
If you want to argue: PRESS 2
If you want your father to drive you somewhere
PRESS 3
If you want to leave a message: WAIT FOR THE TONE
If you want to aggravate me or borrow money: HANG UP!

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

“Joyful are people of integrity,
who follow the instructions of the LORD.
Joyful are those who obey His laws
and search for Him with all their hearts.”
~Psalms 119:1-2 (NLT)

Joy is something that I long for, and always seems to elude me. It seems like I’ve been looking in all the wrong places.

When we can absolutely know the truth that is God’s Word, and know that we are following after the Truth in obedience, we will find joy.
~Kathy

RAISING KIDS – by judy parker

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Raising kids is no easy task.
Sometimes you seem to run out of gas.
Store up every little tear you wipe away-
Store up every little smile that makes your day.
All those hours rocking them to sleep,
All those doctor’s appointments you have to keep.
Remember sewing up that old teddy bear-
Remember the way you combed their hair. Read the rest of this entry

PRODUCT ADVERTISING *

image RUNNING LATE for a job interview at a large men’s fashion company, I grabbed a white dress shirt that I didn’t have time to iron. The interview went well — until the end. “Just a word of advice,” said my interviewer. “You might want to iron your shirt before your next job interview.” I held up the back of my shirt collar, revealing the tag. On it was the name of that very clothing company and the words “wrinkle-free.” I got the job.

DO NOT WITHHOLD GOOD *

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THOUGHT OF THE DAY

“Let all that I am wait quietly before God,
for my hope is in Him.
He alone is my rock and my salvation,
my fortress where I will not be shaken.” ~Psalms 62:5-6 (NLT)

There are days I just need to quietly retreat into that unshakable fortress.

SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGES – FAITH – by pastor bill and carol

imageScripture: Ephesians 5:33
“Each man must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband” NLT

The last area we learned about from our group was Faith. Marriage is like an equilateral triangle. Man to the left, woman to the right and God on the top. The closer a man and woman become the more they move up the triangle and become closer to God.

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THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Running back to an old favorite.

“But those who trust in the LORD will find new strength. They will soar high on wings like eagles. They will run and not grow weary. They will walk and not faint.” ~‭Isaiah‬ ‭40‬:‭31‬ (NLT)